Joy to the world! The food has come;
let us receive a plate
and every stomache make some room,
we will chow and scarf it down,
we will chow and scarf it down,
we will chow, and we'll chow, and scarf it down.
Joy to this house! The desert starts
let me have a new dish,
fork and spoon too,
I love this part
repeat the helping now,
repeat the helping now,
repeat, repeat, the helping now.
Joy to you all! My pants are tight;
I have undone my belt.
I've no more room, this isn't right,
I've got to have more food,
I've got to have more food,
I've got, I've got to have more food.
Oh holy crap I've got to run;
into the bathroom now
you better get out of my way!
Vestibule of relief
vestibule of relief
vestifbule, filled with my relief.
Author notes
Hmm... in case you couldn't tell, this is my "parody" to Joy To The World. 
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A contest entry
- Twisted Christmas Songs/Poems by mystic-angel.
1350 points, ended December 17, 2008, 24 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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hahaa ... dont worry we can tell its a parody
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Ahhhh
Overindulgence, the true meaning of Christmas!
Good stuff and all the best in your contest!
Jeff
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Ha Ha! This is brilliant! It fits perfectly with the tune and describes just about everyone's Christmas dinner I think!!
I love this, it really made me giggle! Thanks for your entry and good luck! -
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Thanks for reading and commenting!
Also thanks for hosting this contest... it will be
funny to read some of the others
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Excellant!
LOL I loved everything about it and it sounds like my family Christmas gathering. A great paraody on a great song. Good luck in the contest and God Bless, Jo-Ann
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Thanks for stopping by and commenting!!
I think that's just about everyone's family... wouldn't you agree? lol
Glad you enjoyed the read and thanks for the Good luck wishes.
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