Today my ship got stolen,
So I played it safe,
and kicked the thief in his colon.
Yesterday a guy cheated on my sister,
So I played it safe,
and gave him a blister.
That girl left me for Dave,
So I 'll play it safe,
and punch that knave!
I'm Zaphod Beeblebronx,
And I play it safe,
I'm the guy your head bonks!
A contest entry
- The Hitchhiking Poets' Guide to the Galaxy by anoetic poet.
500 points, ended December 12, 2008, 6 entries
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Heehee. You're at your best here, sistah. Message me and we can discuss your genius.
~Emmz
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Very funny!
This is rib tickling stuff! Liked your style.. Good luck in the contest! -
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I really funny... i'm about to bust a gut laughing he he he. Never read the book though... hey when you get this check out my page and read thye hole thing the best is at the bottem. This guy you wrote about sounds like a real push over.
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hanging out with the president of the galaxy is so utterly depressing. He doesn't appreciate me. I have a brain the size of a planet, and all he ever gives me is menial labor, such as fetching whatever stupid humans we happen to pick up. call that job satisfaction, because I don't. I'm not getting you down, am i?
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Hi Marvin.
Not at all, Marvin.
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