Sincere thoughts we men live by

If ya'll are thinking it's only stupid
people that say weird things,
then I'm here to tell you; that ain't so!

I remember it happened long ago
when my ex wife gave birth to our son.
I was there on the scene.
It was an experience that left me speechless
for minutes, and that's one heck of a task.

But anyway, it was the nurse there that day
that really made me loose my mind.
She dropped the baby in my arms and asked,
"Breast or bottle?"

Astonished, I looked up at her.
Breast or bottle! well that will be a question
that will hunt a male child the rest of his natural life.
Years later when he's around the age of eighteen,
he'll still be thinking, breast or bottle,
or maybe bottle or breast?

And you know it lights up my view on that.
I never knew we were not guilty on this thought,
it's given to us at birth!
By asking that question when a boy is first born,
he will suffer the rest of his life!

And then there are those women that blame us
just for that thought!
So ladies, next time you spot us checking
out the menu card remember, it's all your fault!