Bed and Breakfast (Facedown Parody)

This grill really drives me crazy
All the propane seeping into my head
Still have to cook the hash browns
Before the minute hand comes down
Cover up the bacon on the burner
So the grease doesn't come up and burn my face
Four minutes to go still have to
Flip the Pancakes

Do you like your toast tan
Or perhaps white or brown
Your eggs with cheese
Or just scrambled
Well do not be so scared
How you want it prepared
And don't throw a fit
At my Bed and Breakfast

The dishes in the water make me really upset
Thirty-five workers all afraid to get their hands wet
The plates and cups silverware
I guess give them a scare

This waters dirty got to
Wash the cups  again, Wash the forks again
Fetch me the Dawn

Do you like your toast tan
Or perhaps white or brown
Your eggs with cheese
Or just scrambled
Well do not be so scared
How you want it prepared
And don't throw a fit
At my Bed and Breakfast

Hurry up the omletes are getting cold
Throw them in the microwave
I think the potatoes have got some mold
Cut it off don't throw them away

My Bed and Breakfast
They said would never last
They said give it up
It's just a waste of cash
My Bed and breakfast
They said would never last
But that was before
Before I set the trap