Deep in the ghettos
his reindeer pause -
out creeps coked up Santa Claus,
Down thru’ the chimney,
with tons of cash
all for his growing
cocaine stash.
Ho, Ho, Ho
Santa needs blow,
Ho, Ho, Ho
Santa needs blow...
Into the alley,
quick, quick, quick!
Let’s do a line
with Old St. Nick!
Author notes
I don't do coke, or encourage anybody to pick up the habit on account of this poem. 
A contest entry
- Christmas for those on Santa's naughty list by Master Ktulu.
550 points, ended December 14, 2008, 8 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - A Not So Holly Jolly Christmas by Carpe Noctem.
850 points, ended January 7, 16 entries
Honorable mention
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Comments
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Hahahahhahah. This made me laugh like crazy.
Perfect entry for the contest. All the very best to you Jaye.
Love
Alyzeh
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glad you like it : ) haha
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haha i agree,
let's go caroling @ a senior citizens center & sing it! -
This is the best thing EVER. Let's sing this sometime.
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