You better wash up
you better not stink
You better not let santa
take a drink
cause santa's wife is coming to town
You better be early
you better not be late
cause Santa's fat ass wife will
eat everything on your plate
Santa's wife is coming to town
She's a nosy private eye
that will even spy on god
In fact she's so damn nosy that
they call her the wizard of Oz
You better watch out
you better be smart
cause Santa's wife will
pull out your heart
Santa's wife is coming to town
She's making a list
She's checking it twice
She hopes to catch
someone being naughty
not nice
She brought a sharp razor
and she'll slice slice
cause the bitch is crazy as
three blind mice
Santa's wife is coming to town
She's kind of freaky
She's a total mess
they say that she'll do anything
because the bitch got PMS
She know's when you are lazy
She know's when you are gay
If she catches you with your pants down
she'll wear that ass out for day's
So you better watch out
you better stay in check
cause Santa's wife will wreck
up yo shit
Santa's wife is coming to town
Author notes
Santa's clause is coming to town
A contest entry
- Twisted Christmas Songs/Poems by mystic-angel.
1350 points, ended December 17, 2008, 24 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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lol...
...quite a way in line with a ready threat to a sweet wife to do your bidding on Christmas or face this Santa wife ...
Wonder what gifts she brings for you.
Congrats on the thought provoking write.
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Brilliant! Just what I was looking for, nicely twisted! I like it. Thanks for your entry and good luck.
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ho....ho....ho!
i love this time of year!!finally the ol lady's cover has been pulled.
nice fun work
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gerry you are a mess dear this was very much you creeative stylish poetry here you really did a very great job here hon. good luck to you in the contest
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At first it sounded quirky and very enjoyable to read, but as it went on I felt it just got twisted and bitter. Not sure I like the way it went.
Also, there are places where the rhythm is awkward and doesn't fit with the music of that song.
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LOL! This is sure twisted but gave me a chuckle!!!! This is good hon and good luck in the contest
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