Randel the redneck cowboy,
was always acting like a fool.
All the girls in town didn't mind much,
cause he had such a very huge tool!
All the men went gunning for him,
but they didn't know where he stayed.
From ranch to ranch they wouldn't give up,
"We're going to hang that dick today!"
Randel spied them riding fast,
grabbed his big old gun.
Pointed it right in their face,
yelled, "Come on get you some!"
Not one of those old boys,
wanted to take a chance.
They all turned green with jealousy,
when Randel pulled down his pants!
Author notes
For all you gals who are wishing for a redneck cowboy like Randel under your tree!!
A contest entry
- Christmas for those on Santa's naughty list by Master Ktulu.
550 points, ended December 14, 2008, 8 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Nice work with the rhyme and the flow..
and LOL Farm to Farm.. I can relate..
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Thanks much! My Mom loved this one!
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seasoned greetings
and around holiday time his belt buckle has mistletoe on it. nice work,it was fun!
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Interesting and funny little write, I wonder if there is any more to this little ditty of a story..lol
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Thanks much! I'm sure there is alot more to this story
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lol, wonder if santa will bring me one of those, nicely written, and very very saucy and funny
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