Santa's on the sauce again, he is such a loser,
all the reindeers are on strike, Donald, Blitz, and Bruiser,
what will all the kiddies do, if he does not show up?
Bloody Mary's just the thing, then perhaps he'll throw-up.
Author notes
Sing this to 'Good King Wenceslas'
A contest entry
- Twisted Christmas Songs/Poems by mystic-angel.
1350 points, ended December 17, 2008, 24 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Great Job. You mean Bloody Mary. Wonderful piece.
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Funny! I like this, a drunken Santa certainly explains why i never get what i ask for!! Thanks for your entry and good luck.
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My friend this poem is very humorous and did bring a big smile to my face. I thank you very much for lighting up my day. In my opinion you have won this contest...
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Poor Santa fell off the sleigh, err, I mean wagon again. The poor fellow doesn't know the front of the reindeer from the back...he tried to feed Blixen with some rather embarrassing results!
Cute poem...poor old sot.
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ironic, yet dark. I liked it alot. Perhaps you could consider putting a break between the two ideas in your first line. Ex. "Santa's on the sauce again, he is such a loser..."
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You mean Santa is as fed up with it all like the rest of us? A bit of a giggle there Hilly
Sheila
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