My nuts roasting on an open fire
because I tore your panty hose.
A mule ride makes my voice even higher,
another lesson learned I suppose.
Everyone knows you own compound bows
please let me make it home tonight.
Spanking your tush while it glows
makes it harder to do what's right.
So I've coined yet another phrase,
for those men with one instead of two
it been tried many times, many ways,
but by asking first your nuts will thank you.
Author notes
A dirty little parody of Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire.
A contest entry
- Twisted Christmas Songs/Poems by mystic-angel.
1350 points, ended December 17, 2008, 24 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Very cute! How many could learn from this? your vivid pictures that you planted in my mind are two fold...and one hurts a lot...(if you're a bloke, that is). I love the rhythm and rhyme and the whole flow of the piece. Kinda cozy really.
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ouch!
It hurts just to think of this! LOL Good luck in the contest! The Shaker
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Ha ha! I like this, funny and twisted! Perfectly in tune and very interesting imagery! Well written. Thanks for your entry and good luck.
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