'Twas the night before Christmas, a time of great joy
lying by the fire with my favourite sex toy.
My stockings I’d put on by the chimney with care,
in hopes of my pleasure being satisfied there;
my vibrator 'Diver' nestled all snug in his box,
with visions of creamy cum dripping from cocks;
and with paper handkerchief and plenty of lube
I settled next to the fire with my handy tube.
When out of the blue there came such a splatter
My KY had exploded, that’s what was the matter!
Away to the kitchen I flew in a dash
tore open the cupboard looking for ‘Flash’
with lube on my breasts; my mountainous peaks
I gave both my nipples a playful little tweak.
When, what to my wicked mind should appear
the desire to get back to making more cheer.
With big old ‘Diver’ so lively and quick
it took but a moment to give the switch a click.
More rapid than eagles the climax it came
and I shouted to god, calling out his name
“God Ohhhh yes! Ohhhh yes! Please more!”
Rolling on the rug with orgasms galore
Screaming out loud, there came a knock on the wall
Dash it! Darn it! Can’t a gal have any fun at all ?
Erotic ideas play sweetly on my mind
going to the fridge to see what I can find,
then up to the bedroom tip toes quickly flew;
with my toy in my hand and my frozen treats too.
And then, in a tinkling of ice from it’s tray
melting on my body as on the bed I lay.
As I drew it up circling it all around
the earth seemed to move from a tremor underground.
Now running the ice between thighs open wide
gliding it up where the moist heat lies inside;
I mumble with joy as I lie on my back
freezing water running from clit to my crack.
My eyes-- how they twinkled! My dimples how merry!
My hands now all sticky, fingering my cherry.
Now in slides ‘Diver’ he knows what’s preferred;
that this gal loves to be taken, shaken and stirred.
So with one final orgasm of awesome cosmic might
"Happy Christmas to me, and to you all, Good Night."
A contest entry
- Twisted Christmas Songs/Poems by mystic-angel.
1350 points, ended December 17, 2008, 24 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Kat - This is really very good as well as very funny. You have a feeling for the rhythm of the thing (so to speak) that few have ad the rhymes fell without effort.
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Too bad
that old St Nick couldn't slip in the........My luck would have bad batteries! Great rewrite! The Shaker
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yipes!
me cheeks are all red there girlieeee!
ice cubes
the diver
twittering clits
nothing more soothing
than Christmas and nips
yippee!
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Wow! This is amazing! So funny and twisted and expertly crafted!! Perfect flow and rhythm throughout. As for the imagery - well!!! I love this! Thanks for your entry and good luck.
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.........thud!
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Tis the season to be jolly after all
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ho..ho...ho
aww..this brings back such fond(led) memories.like when i saw mommy rim jobbing santa claus underneath cannabis tree that night.thanks,had fun withthis.
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