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The Night Before X-mas

Twas the night before X-Mas all through the house
everyone was stoned includin the mouse
my mom in the whore house
my dad smokin grass
so i settled down for a nice piece of ass
then out on the lawn i heard such a clatter
i sprang from my piece to see whats the matter
i could tell by the smell of deer shit
it must be st. nick
he went down our chimmney like a bat from hell
then his fat ass fell
he filled up our stockings with pretzels and beer
and a rubber dick for my brother the queer
then he weent up our chimmney with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch blew it apart
then he got into his sleigh and rode out of sight
then he said,"FUCK YOU ALL AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT!!!"

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  • BehindTheShadow
    December 16, 2008
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    I think with a little fine tweaking, you've got a hell of a piece. Cracked me up.


  • mystic-angel
    December 7, 2008

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    Omg! This is awesome! I love it! Just what I was looking for. Brilliantly written! Thanks for your entry and good luck.


  • Unforgiveable
    December 5, 2008
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    Hahahahahahahahah! I love this, especially about the queer brother.