If your wish doesn’t come true
then shouldn’t a wishing well
be called a wishing bad?
How come you are suppose to say cheese
when taking a picture
and then you cut the cheese
from passing gas?
They say make love not war,
but what if you love war?
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away,
so how he can buy his own darn apples?
If life is were a dream
would it mean wetting the bed
meant you missed the toilet?
How come civil service is only for people
who don't know how to act civil?
How come one says 'Thank God its Friday'
and not for the rest of the week?
Does it mean heaven has a bad calendar?
What's up with the woodchuck?
I mean can't he eat junk food like any sane person?
How come the eyes have it?
Is this some kind of plot by eye doctors
to get us to ignore the rest of the body?
How come one of the four seasons
it is okay to fall down,
but there are none for going up?
Does it mean Father Time is a pessimist at heart?
Author notes
Prompt:
OPTION 2: WRITE A STUPID QUESTION OR QUESTIONS
A contest entry
- FAMOUS LAST WORDS AMONG A MIX OF OTHER OPTIONS by badnovocaine.
900 points, ended December 22, 2008, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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very nice
Although these are "stupid" they are also smart. Great entry and good luck in the contest. The Shaker
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Happy Friday~
So when someone says: No more monkey business-
are they talking Orangutan or Bonobos
Love this and the message that surfaced for air
-rolls on floor laughing-
Excellent again~ Woot!!
Thank You for sharing Your Humor and Spirit~
Blessings Sweet One
Best wishes in the contest too
with much love & light~ Desire~*~
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Oh nice!!! It made me giggle, especially the last part about Father Time, I was like ooo he got owned
I love some of these, I already have a few of my favorites, and some of these were so ironically twisted I could help but laugh.
Thank you for such an interesting entry.
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Great quotes and barbs!Wonderfully insightful and humourous!
There is so much irony in these quotes and you captured them well.
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You did so well with this prompt and I loved it! Good luck in the contest
How come one says 'Thank God its Friday'
and not for the rest of the week?
Does it mean heaven has a bad calendar?
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Wow
Amazing choices yet makes sense...great write as always.
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