The oddities of middleschool

1. All I remember from to day is thinking, ‘this life is like a blender’

2. Today I hated the book I’d been dying to read

3. In math, after listening to the teacher I thought I tasted smoke leaking out of my brain…Then I couldn’t feel my head. I smelt the wood of the pencil on my hand after trying to clear my blurry and confused vision

4. I drifted off... I could almost touch the smell of cologne coming so strongly off my neighbor

5. Miss. C. The  math teacher, is slowly boring us to death in this boring New York Middle school

6. Okay, maybe seeing your assistant principle shave his head 9th period ISN’T so boring

7. But I care deeply about the poor, unfilled dishwasher.

8.  Un-like the fizzy-brain-ed Neighbor (the cologne guy)

9. He completely disses me…telling me to get a life! But I laugh

10. So I think fast, “yeah, do me a favor? While I’m getting a life, could you get a brain?”

11. The verbal portrayers of meaningless bickering

12 I’m as angry as a bird in April

13 Then cologne man sweeps my friend off her  feet to go elope

14 Kitty wishes she had a Y chromosome

15. Then I will be able to understand Middle School’s quirky males

16. Although I understand the wimpy football player

17. He will love me someday. But by then I will show I hate him as he wants me to now.

18. Then I’ll be all, “Adios me Amigos!”

19. I 'll leave him alone from today on...Untill his jock-strap eats him alive

20. When that happens, I will laugh and my neighbor’s cologne might not  smell so bad.