Sometimes a thong
Is just so wrong
Beautiful and sexy
Is what you would be
If you only had
A rhinoplasty
We can take that horn
And give it a whack
Grind it up for
An aphrodisiac
Then we will get
The thong out of that
Beautiful and sexy
Crack
Author notes
By ~ Maxboy
Background By ~ JeannieD Hunter
HM(2)
In a list
A contest entry
- How Do I Look! (Picture Prompt) by hotchocolate.
700 points, ended December 16, 2008, 13 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - ~~ Break Me Down ~~ by xxRainbowDawnxx.
615 points, ended December 26, 2008, 47 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - GIVE ME SOME LAUGHS!!! by Mrs D.
650 points, ended February 10, 30 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
~PLEASE COMMENT~
Comments
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I have a similar graphic on my poem Wedgie ... it, like this is humerous but not a limerick. On 2nd thought maybe its just the line division that I don't get ... ?
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Sorry, I wasn't sure what you were looking for, I will remove it.
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lol.....
funnny..
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Thank you so much for your comment, I am happy I could give you a laugh and sorry I missed replying on this earlier.
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AH!!!!!!!!!! so so so so so so true!!!! haha thanks for entering this beautifully and disgustingly funny write
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Thank you for your wonderful comment, I am pleased you got a laugh out of it.
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Lol!
I love this poem!
Its funny, but also very well written.
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Thank you very much for your wonderful comment, I am happy you liked my write.
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haha this is great
it's silly, well written, and just a little sick
well done and thanks for entering
good luck
xxx
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Thank you very much for your wonderful comment, I am happy you got a kick out of it. Sick, all the guy rhinos think she's hot. hahaha
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Oh my! LOL. Very funny write hun.
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Thank you very much, I am happy it gave you a laugh.
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Lmao, gross but funny.
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Thank you so very much for the Honorable Mention, I am pleased you enjoyed my write and it gave you a good laugh.
Thanks Again
Don
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This is funny and I enjoyed this piece! Thank you for your entry and good luck
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Thank you very much for the wonderful comment and the Honorable Mention, I am very happy you enjoyed my write.
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Hehe this made me So long as I am not the one removing that thong
Superb little ditty! All the best in your contest
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Thank you so much for the applause and your wonderful comment, I am pleased you got a good laugh out of it.
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