On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A stalker ducky
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two glass turkeys
And a stalker ducky
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three annoying siblings
Two glass turkeys
And a stalker ducky
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four chirping crickets
Three annoying siblings
Two glass turkeys
And a stalker ducky
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five silver necklaces
Four chirping crickets
Three annoying siblings
Two glass turkeys
And a stalker ducky
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six balls on a tree
Five silver necklaces
Four chirping crickets
Three annoying siblings
Two glass turkeys
And a stalker ducky
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven pairs of shoes
Six ball of a tree
Five silver necklaces
Four chirping crickets
Three annoying siblings
Two glass turkeys
And a stalker ducky
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight panty-hoes
Seven pairs of shoes
Six balls on a tree
Five silver necklaces
Four chirping crickets
Three annoying siblings
Two glass turkeys
And a stalker ducky
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine sparkly purses
Eight panty-hoes
Seven pairs of shoes
Six balls on a tree
Five silver necklaces
Four chirping crickets
Three annoying siblings
Two glass turkeys
And a stalker ducky
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten picture frames
Nine sparkly purses
Eight panty-hoes
Seven pairs of shoes
Six balls on a tree
Five silver necklaces
Four chirping crickets
Three annoying siblings
Two glass turkeys
And a stalker ducky
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven window panes
Ten picture frames
Nine sparkly purses
Eight panty-hoes
Seven pairs of shoes
Six balls on a tree
Five silver necklaces
Four chirping crickets
Three annoying siblings
Two glass turkeys
And a stalker ducky
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve Dr. Peppers
Eleven window panes
Ten picture frames
Nine sparkly purses
Eight panty-hoes
Seven pairs of shoes
Six balls on a tree
Five silver necklaces
Four chirping crickets
Three annoying siblings
Two glass turkeys
And a stalker ducky
A contest entry
- 12 Days of Christmas by StormGoddess.
400 points, ended December 17, 2008, 7 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
i have not been able to write for awhile so im rusty if its bad tell me
Comments
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I sang the entier song and what is with the the stalker ducky you are a riot! I am serious!!!
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Quite the variety of things you have received for your Twelve Days of Christmas. Nicely done. But a stalker ducky
??? 
Thank you for entering and good luck
Storm -
I LOVE THIS LOL XD STALKER DUCKY! lol I cant stop laughing. nice hun
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You're a trip!!!
Thanks for the wonderful poem, a fun read!
All the best within the contest.
Peace, your AP Daddy.
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Oh that's funny lol
I would've personally swapped the six balls on a tree and the five silver necklaces around so it flows better but that could just be me ^^
Funny and awesome parody
Claire x
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I like your rewrite. I love the line about Dr. Pepper. That's my favorite cola. Good luck with this...
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i'm getting you a duck for christmas, a crazed stalking one wahaha.
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