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Head Room # 2

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Here lies Ann Bolin dead
Henry finally got some head.
When he finished, in his style
he left her with a telling smile.
Funeral day, in six foot grave
Henry thought, her head to save.
He cast his member, to mortal sin
then hollered, as rigamortis set in.
~
Teeth clenching down so hard
screams echoed across grave yard.
Looking up from six feet down
Ann still wore, her royal crown.
Onlookers gasped, with out a word
as she spit out Henry's, bloody bird.

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  • cybilseyes silver member
    2 days ago
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    MMM love that story.. love sex death.. has it all thanks for your entry best of luck!
    xo
    Cyb
  • Oh my, lol this was perfection
    I don't know what more I can say, I just loved it so much!!!
    Great job
    ~Serenity
  • awannabepoet
    June 10

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    Ha, the bloody bird it was the perfect ending for such a play on words.

    I like it , I like it so!


  • Ohhh... amn, that is seriously sick... I love it.
    On the other hand, please read the full contest description from top to bottom. Thanks for the good laugh. Very creative.

  • Thanks so much for your entry but I do not see or feel any anger here so it really doesn't fit the prompt and I must DQ...alby

  • Jazzlyn
    May 14
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    ok this was just plain wrong! *shudders* i did not need to have that painted for me
    good job btw
  • The darkest one in my contest yet, and I enjoyed it haha. Although I don't like the idea of this poor Henry having his bird bitten off, he seems he deserves it!! You should watch the movie 'teeth,' a b-list movie haha. Thanks for the laughs, and the shivers down my spine!

    Good luck in my contest!

  • sorries
    April 25
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    dark humor? LOL

  • CookieZeal Greeters member
    March 27

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    Black comedy, I would say. However, in that view, it is a good piece.

    It would not make an impact for this criteria. But you can always give it another.

    Thank you, Warmly,CookieZeal

  • BearWoman silver member
    March 20
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    Oh, no!

    Very dirty and funny (and sick)! A great theme. Great wording as well. And that title!

    Unfortunately, not limericks as I know them (see updated information on form in the Contest rules). If you choose to re-write, please message me with the poem name and/or link so I can re-judge.

    Thank you for your entry.


  • Hetha gold member
    March 13
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    LOL. You truly know how to make heads roll, and loll with laughter. Good work.

  • AllexisReed silver member
    March 13
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    Truly sick but made me read it about 3 times! You really know how to capture an audience!

  • hahaha

    good job on the limerick


  • daviscth silver member
    March 9

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    Well you had me laughing as I read this. The humor was so off the wall it was delightful. Thank you for posting in my contest.

  • echo-ink
    February 10
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    eewwwwwwwwww, hehehe

  • gigglesalot
    February 10
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    ewww! lol

  • jamesbliss
    December 18, 2008
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    Holy hell! Disgusting-- but nice! Good job!


  • emo cutter kid
    December 3, 2008
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    NIce


  • Rovingone gold member
    December 2, 2008

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    When he finally got some head. That's sick. You nut. This was a good one. I got to remember that.


    • BluesMan silver member
      December 2, 2008
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      Thank you for the comment I was laughing my ass off as I was writing this poem.

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