Ho ho fucking ho,
what a crock of shit,
we all work for Santa Clause,
we had enough,
we quit.
'cause we do all the fucking work,
and he stars in the show.
shove this Christmas up your ass,
Ho ho fucking ho.
Author notes
Don't ask.
A contest entry
- Twisted Christmas Songs/Poems by mystic-angel.
1350 points, ended December 17, 2008, 24 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Don't really care what you think about it,
Comments
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The Grinch, Ebenezer Scrooge, and a little coal in the stocking to boot. Loved it...don't ask.


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Funny! Like this . Thanks for your entry and good luck.


