Two elderly gentlemen are riding around and choosing where to get dinner
"Where would you like to eat out, Cousin Larrs?
We can go to a nice bistro, or we could hit up some bars?"
"I wanna eat somewhere where the chicks have big jugs!"
...
The gentleman pull into an Olive Garden
"Well now isn't this fabulous, isn't this fine?
Hey, why don't we order some red or white wine?"
Oh yes, here's the hostess, she looks sweet.
Maybe she'll give us a pleasant booth seat"
"I wanted to go to the place with the big boobs."
...
The gentleman sit down
"Larrs, here's the waiter did you pick something yet?
The tortellini looks real good, tasty I bet"
"That lady's boobs weren't big enough."
...
The waiter arrives
"Hello sirs, have you decided on a
drink,
appetizer
main dish?"
"Why yes, good man, I think I'll have that new baked dish,
How 'bout you, Larrs, maybe something with fish?"
"Who's this and why is his chest so flat?"
...
The waiter leaves
"Well cousin Larrs, you've made it quite clear
That you'd rather be somewhere else than here.
But I brought you out for something I wanted you to see.
I have a new photo of someone very dear to me.
See here, it's my wife's grandniece, she was born last week.
She's got my nephew's nose, and look at those cheeks!"
(squinting at the picture)"Where's her boobies?"
..."What?"
"You said it was a she, now where are her bazookas?"
...
The gentlemen leave and go to a Hooters
"I hope you are happy, and this is where you wanted to go.
Next time, Larrs, just let me know"
The waitress comes by
"Hello you guys can I get you something to
drink,
eat,
or just nibble on?"
"I want some Italian food!"
The old man punches Larrs in the face
Author notes
no matter how old you are, once a jerk, always a jerk.
A contest entry
- Old Man Photo Prompt by OldBear34.
1000 points, ended December 16, 2008, 13 entries
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