I walked into the corner bar.
Good old Sam nodded my way.
This was a ritual that
I enjoyed each end of day.
A shot glass full of whiskey
chased by a nice cold beer
was the perfect way for me
to restore my cheer.
I couldn’t help but notice
the smell of paint was in the air.
I looked around to see
what changes could be there.
A “fresh paint” sign was taped
next to the entrance by some prose.
I read it and choked with laughter
as beer shot out my nose!
Sam look at me like I had
finally lost my sanity
but I never let him know
the joke to save his vanity.
Author notes
Get A Clue 
Prompt: Clues
Paint - http://www.valspar.com/painter.html
Bar - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_(establishment)
Corner - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corner
Tape - http://www.tapebrothers.com/
Shot Glass - http://www.shotglass.org/
Picture Credit: http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/628/0/Funny_Bar_Sign.ashx
No more than 20 lines
double entendre - a word or expression used in a given context so that it can be understood in two ways, esp. when one meaning is risqué.
A contest entry
- Get a Clue by Starz of Heaven.
875 points, ended December 7, 2008, 9 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Critical Comments Always Welcome
Comments
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ROTFLMAO people at my brothers house are looking at me like I am nuts but this is great I love it one of my favorites for this contest thanks for following the rules be well.
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... no its from your neck of the woods hehe!
Brilliant hun
Yes I did giggle.... must be my dirty mind
Good luck to you
Julie
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Your Clues :
Paint
Bar
Corner
Tape
Shot Glass
Good luck to you in finding your clues be well
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