Old Santa helpers bent-over; sweet hot chicks
Making his eyes roll thinking of his hard-stick
Each one of them just twice
Would be more then just nice
But he needed Viagra for his throbbing Mick.
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Singing loud his list of heated Holiday hits
Craving pleasures of each pretty gals mitts
Popping those little blue pills
Their thongs he started to feel
Before he got chance to mistletoe one tit.
A contest entry
- Santa's Been A Bad Boy. ( Adult ) by Poetryintheblood.
575 points, ended December 8, 2008, 7 entries
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Comments
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Limericks! How I love 'em! They never fail to make me laugh, or at least grin. Is it true that Santa has to carry an extra bag in his sleigh just for his little pills? hahahahahahahahaha!
Wonderfully done Dove, this one really brightened my day. I heard that working at the North Pole doesn't pay too much, but the fringe benefits are terrific!
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Good job on this honey, and good luck in the contest.
All my love,
Brazos
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Hehe, Santa has been naughty hasn't he? Thanks for your entry, Josie
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Cheeky little piece...these
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