We do so apologize
for the regrettable events
that happen to Santa
and in the toy shop
during the bout of flu.
When the head elf
went on line
to order temporary helped,
he accidentally came to our adult site,
thought hookers were someone
that made rugs.
Admittedly it was hard
to calculate their hourly rate in candy canes,
but that gals sure did help them become so merry
why we didn’t even charge extra
for letting them all lose their cherry.
As for your husband,
again it was truly a simple error,
the head elf ordering him
a male enhancement drug,
thinking in his enchanted brain
it meant some kind of magic spell.
So we hope in some way
this will make up for the elves
sending out those adult toys
to those boys and girls on Christmas eve.
Plus we have removed
those pick from our site
of Santa dressed in black leather
having a three way,
maybe you will reconsider letting us
keep the ones of the elves in that orgy,
the photos are such big money makers
during the holidays.
A contest entry
- Santa's Been A Bad Boy. ( Adult ) by Poetryintheblood.
575 points, ended December 8, 2008, 7 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Lol, loved it, Thank you for your fun entry, Josie
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lol 'thought hookers were someone
that made rugs.'
Oh my this is too funny! Love it
All the best with this br
Gaylene
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Hahahaha
Ya never know, Mrs Santa might go for one of those orgy parties. This is so funny... it reminds me of an old piece that I did a few years ago in collaboration with another poet here. If I remember correctly it stemmed from an addon that someone started. Tee hee I should see if I can find those
Good luck in the contest
Dee
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Only my brother would come up with something like this! What a fun read this was! something tells me that Santa was having the time of his life
Best of luck in this contest!
and love
Nyetta
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