On the first day of Christmas my Master gave to me;
A Studded Leather Collar hung upon our Christmas tree.
On the second day of Christmas my Master gave to me;
Two Nipple Clamps and a Studded Leather Collar hung upon our Christmas tree.
On the third day of Christmas my Master gave to me;
Three different Blindfolds, Two Nipple Clamps and a Studded Leather Collar hung upon our Christmas tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my Master gave to me;
Four Leather Tethers with Silver Loop & Swivels, Three different Blindfolds, Two Nipple Clamps and a Studded Leather Collar hung upon our Christmas tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my Master gave to me;
Five big red Butt Plugs, Four Leather Tethers with Silver Loop & Swivels, Three different Blindfolds, Two Nipple Clamps and a Studded Leather Collar hung upon our Christmas tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my Master gave to me;
Six Merry Ball Gags, Five big red Butt Plugs, Four Leather Tethers with Silver Loop & Swivels, Three different Blindfolds, Two Nipple Clamps and a Studded Leather Collar hung upon our Christmas tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my Master gave to me;
Seven Silver Pussy Clamps, Six Merry Ball Gags, Five big red Butt Plugs, Four Leather Tethers with Silver Loop & Swivels, Three different Blindfolds, Two Nipple Clamps and a Studded Leather Collar hung upon our Christmas tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my Master gave to me;
Eight different sized Dildos all in a bright Christmas green, Seven Silver Pussy Clamps, Six Merry Ball Gags, Five big red Butt Plugs, Four Leather Tethers with Silver Loop & Swivels, Three different Blindfolds, Two Nipple Clamps and a Studded Leather Collar hung upon our Christmas tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my Master gave to me;
Nine pleasure Feathers, Eight different sized Dildos all in a bright Christmas green, Seven Silver Pussy Clamps, Six Merry Ball Gags, Five big red Butt Plugs, Four Leather Tethers with Silver Loop & Swivels, Three different Blindfolds, Two Nipple Clamps and a Studded Leather Collar hung upon our Christmas tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my Master gave to me;
Ten Vibrating Bullets, Nine pleasure Feathers, Eight different sized Dildos all in a bright Christmas green, Seven Silver Pussy Clamps, Six Merry Ball Gags, Five big red Butt Plugs, Four Leather Tethers with Silver Loop & Swivels, Three different Blindfolds, Two Nipple Clamps and a Studded Leather Collar hung upon our Christmas tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Master gave to me;
Eleven Flogging Whips, Ten Vibrating Bullets, Eight different sized Dildos all in a bright Christmas green, Seven Silver Pussy Clamps, Six Merry Ball Gags, Five big red Butt Plugs, Four Leather Tethers with Silver Loop & Swivels, Three different Blindfolds, Two Nipple Clamps and a Studded Leather Collar hung upon our Christmas tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Master gave to me;
Twelve Harsh Spankings, Eleven Flogging Whips, Ten Vibrating Bullets, Eight different sized Dildos all in a bright Christmas green, Seven Silver Pussy Clamps, Six Merry Ball Gags, Five big red Butt Plugs, Four Leather Tethers with Silver Loop & Swivels, Three different Blindfolds, Two Nipple Clamps and a Studded Leather Collar hung upon our Christmas tree.
Author notes
Happy Holidays Everyone! I've been so busy with the hustle and bustle that I needed a way to unwind, I kept hearing Christmas songs well before even Thanksgiving and to unwind a bit I made a naughty version of the 12 days of Christmas.
I do hope I have not offended anyone with this version of a true Christmas classic, that was not my intention at all. It was not written to over shadow nor to put down the original, it was only written in fun and as a way to escape the clutches of the over stressed Holidays.
No matter how you celebrate the Winter Holidays may yours be as stress free and fun filled as possible!
Comments
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I just read this and am ready for Christmas now in August! Very cute, lighthearted, and fun.
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*smiles...oh my this did have me chuckling out loud. very naughty but oh so much fun
~Luce
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