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Santas Helpers

Sorry little elves caused a bad riot
telling oh Saint Nick to go on a diet
"we aren't your little helpers no more
we've had enough of this once a year chore!!"

Blowing off Santa they all said goodbye
flipping the fat man they weren't shy
Santa's face now a glowing red
for he bit his tongue against hate in his head

Drying his eyes he made a phone call
"I need at least three helpers to do it all."
"They're on their way Santa to fill the request
and help with your delivery's, they'll do their best."

A sigh of relief and a new spark had burned
when three bouncing beauty's showed their concern
"I'm all alone the elves up and left me,
then the reindeer had broke the reigns, now they run free."

A brunette kissed his cherry nose
"don't you worry Santa, we know how it goes."
Than a red head smiled and kissed a cheek
"oh dear Santa don't let your heart get weak."

Than the blonde shouted with little class,
"to get me going Santa, just spank my ass."
She roared with laughter as he turned pale,
then all three bent over, showing Santa some tail.

Santa coughed and then he looked between spread fingers,
"please ladies behave", as he stared at them humdingers
Big breasted beauties with a beautiful tail for pleasure
this is one hell of a Christmas Ol St. Nick will treasure.

Author notes

I'm an erotic writer, trying my hand at humor.

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  • The Drifter
    December 2, 2008

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    LMAO--You are the tricky little Elf--Giving and sharing in the fun.
    Thank you for writing this tail of pleasure.
    Love you

  • Poetryintheblood gold member
    December 2, 2008

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    Lol, cute write, very saucy, just like Santa hehe, Thank you for your entry, Josie


  • Disturbed Prodigy
    December 1, 2008

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    this is good, i like that you mixed a you style with humor, this was something golden my friend, keep it flowing and good luck in the contest


  • Dragonheart1 gold member
    December 1, 2008

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    very nicely written...nice tails and great rewards for a distressed Santa. This would be nice gift for anyone...Kisses and....play instead of work!!!!

    Return the favor?


  • PassionsPromise gold member
    November 30, 2008

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    Ap hubby is in on this one and I enjoyed his as well, this will be tough for the judge. I enjoyed reading your piece and had a chuckle at the end. Ol St. Nick and his tail lol.

    Good luck to you
    (and dont feel bad, I dont like humor usually, so dont pen it much)

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