The flu hit the workshops,
half the Elves were sick.
Santa called the temp agency,
"I need help really quick"
Well, what do you know,
Santa Clause was in luck.
Stripper convention in town,
had a broken down truck.
Sexy ladies languish at the hotel,
painting their toenails, bored as hell.
Three volunteered readily,
to help jolly St. Nick.
Had uniforms already,
for a sexy show skit.
Santa was grateful,
please send them to me.
My back has gone out,
cant get under the tree.
Instructions were given, got on their way,
to help old St. Nick on this stressful day.
They went right to work,
you can imagine his surprise.
When they quickly bent over,
all he saw were brown-eyes.
Eyes rapidly widening ,
his mouth formed an "O",
all he could stammer out,
was a choked "Ho,ho,HO".
Author notes
Love you Tory.
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A contest entry
- Santa's Been A Bad Boy. ( Adult ) by Poetryintheblood.
575 points, ended December 8, 2008, 7 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Congrats on the GOld this one made me chuckle.
Best wishes in all you endeavor
DD
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Lol, this is really good, Thank you for the chuckle, Josie
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What a funny write about the man in red....and I enjoyed the laughing ...excellentnovy
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very cuttely written. Im afraid if I were Santa no work would get done. Their stockings would be filled!
Very sensual imagery that lets one imagination run free.
return the favor?
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Sure is a Ho Ho HO!!! Aries
I love the humour, so well thought out,so well
'put together'it is just terrific I love 'it'
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well came to read, made amistake in doing so. Such an encouraging hubby you are.
best wishes in the contest.
Love
Tory
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this is really good. nice rhyme and very creative 
good luck
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Very witty!!! and definately made me laugh!! oh my i like it
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haha i luv it! fantastic! hah santa has strippers working! haha good luck in the contest! i was gonna enter but i have a feeling i would lose to you!
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Oh no, dont use me as an excuse, I always expect to lose. Just write it.
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haha i cant think of much else anyway! good job tho, liek i said before, fantastic!
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