How Santa loved this time of the year
escaping her in-doors he did disappear
Like all men he did like a bit of fun
you could say that’s how it all begun
Letters from children stating Daddy is away
dirty old bugger that was his cue to play
He had loads of women on the go at the same time
and as for his sperm cell count that did climb
Women were popping out kids left right and centre
for through the bedroom doors he did enter
Birthdays were always easy to remember
for all the kids were born in September
the kids thought it was great they never went short
little did they know it was child care support
A contest entry
- Santa's Been A Bad Boy. ( Adult ) by Poetryintheblood.
575 points, ended December 8, 2008, 7 entries
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Comments
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That's a lot of child support Lol, thank you for your entry, Josie
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