My tongue-twister was inspired by Janet Jackson's exciting, um, appearance at the Superbowl. I defy you to say it ten times fast without saying "blappity blabbalooba."
Here it is . . .
BARE BLACK BREAST
Easy, you say? Nothing to it? Well, go on and try it then, Mr. Smarty Boots. I dare ya! I double dog dare ya! I'll wait . . .
See? You said blappity blabbalooba, didn't you? The power of suggestion is a crazy thing, ain't it? haha
See ya in the funny papers!
Mark
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Written February 5th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- Tongue twister fun by PurpleSky.
300 points, ended February 15, 2004, 20 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
I said Blare Black Blest!! -
Actually, it was more like bare-blah-bresh.
Thanks for giving my tongue a good twist! 
Naena
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Wow, I really did say blappity blabbalooba
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Thanks Queenie,
Losing has never bothered me and winning has never made me a snob. As Kipling put it:
“If you can meet with triumph and disaster,
and treat those two imposters just the same.”
Thanks for visiting!
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good
sorry you didn't win,but it's not because you aren't a winning type of guy.you sound like a guy that can be quite funny,but is still a serious one.good write. -
Great job. It is impossible to say quickly! This is a cool idea I never thought of writing tounge twisters. I just read this line in another poem of yours. I did not realize then that it was a toungue twister... but just try to say it!
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Thanks Leanne but the trophies were already handed out for this one and I got snubbed. haha Oh well, thanks anyway!
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p.s my daughter and i just tried it....it came out bah blap blap blap...the first time and blare blappity blap the second time....you HAVE to win this ...its hilarious.
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You sound like a crazy guy! But, this poem is a tongue-twister all right! Janet Jackson isn't really a favorite of mine, but great little poem (tongue-twister).
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Hey Leanne,
Ha! That's hilarious. The doctor must have been in stitches. (Pun intended.) I always say the same things to my dentist when I go just to annoy him -
1. Hey Doc, what's wrong? You're looking down in the mouth today."
and
2. If you strike oil, I'll split it with you 50/50.
He usually says, "Very funny. That's the first time I've heard those jokes - TODAY!" lol
See ya,
Mark -
hmmm lol...reminds me of when i went to the doctors many years ago when i still had a lisp....he put his stethascope on my chest and said..."big breaths"...i said yeth and i'm only thixteen!!...hehehehe...funny write mark i enjoyed it...hugs...leanne xxx
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I did it!!! Bet you can't prove that I didn't! Easy because I am sitting here in front of my PC with two of them! hahahahaha! Thanks for making me laugh my friend. I so needed a good laugh today. Now try saying, "BOTH BARE BLACK BREASTS"
I just love ya! 
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Hi Mark,
I just had to tell you since you wrote this, that on Conan O'Brien(sp?) last night, he had Janet Jackson's "Nipple" talking. He had a picture of her boob, with the nipple part covered with a small face, that "talked," mouth moving. It was hysterical! I don't know if you watch Conan, when he has Arnold or G.W. "talking," by just warping their mouths in a picture, but I find it sooooo funny!
It reminded me of Kevin & Bean on KROQ, I don't know if you listen to them, but they used to have J-Lo's Ass
call in once in a while. Too funny. Of, course, I'm weird and have a strange sense of humor, but what can I say? 
Hope you're doing good! See ya Sat.? If not, I guess Sunday for BTs. I showed up last night (Tuesday) only to find out, it's every OTHER Tuesday, not EVERY Tuesday. -I felt so stupid- 
((Hugs)) Kerry
Edited on Feb 12, 5:14 because 'because, because'. -
I actually said," Hello, room service"? Weird.
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I am still rolling with this one, great tongue twister and I think it would definitely be a hard one.
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LOLOL I loved it!! A great lil giggle to brighten
my day Thank you, Mark. You're also right...
I cannot say "blappity blabbalooba" even once without my tongue
getting tied into knots.
Excellent job!
Keep on writing!
~Aimee
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Hey, you know what makes this even harder to say....Try doing it while your watching the replay.....did'nt make it past three before I triped over my tounge..of course it was already laying on the floor...lol...nice tounge twister or would this be considered a t*tty twister...either way funny....peace abel
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Aw, go on, walk around saying it. In the immortal words of Bonnie Raitt, "Give 'em something to talk about." Imagine the stories they would have about the women who walked by saying "bare black breast." haha
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Hi Mari,
I think you may be on to something. As most women are well aware, when men become aroused, all brain function ceases. Therefore, men would naturally have a harder time (no pun intended) saying a tongue-twister involving Janet Jackson's bosom than women would.
Hmmmmmm? Very interesting indeed. I will conduct further study on this phenomena and notify you of my findings.
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Hey Maureen,
I tried it and didn't trip up once. What's going on here? Very mysterious! -
*snickers* I could do it!!! Hi daddy in law hehe
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Well that is some mind you have working for you this was a good one though not one I want to walk around saying I don't think but a good tongue twister lol. Thank you for entering and good luck
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hahahahahahahahahaha
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LMBO!!! You're a trip, and yes, I messed up, and made the funny papers, lol!!!
Thanks for sharing, this was fun, and funny!
Making me Thanks!
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Lol. This was funny.
~Amanda~
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The first time didn't work, but I was busy laughing so I don't think it counts! LOL
But further I said it all in one breast...oops, breathe.
I think for women it is easier than for men, because we don't visualize Janet while we are saying the words
Good one Mark! You have a good sense of humor! Should write more of those!
Lots of Mari
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I don't know if B's are easy for me or what...I only tripped up once after saying it about 10 times (but maybe that's cause I'm a girl) lol Take a poll! I bet the women will win! Have the women try "Black balls bounce better than blue balls." I couldn't do it! Good Luck in the contest!
Maureen
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you have taken a challange and made it wonderful...i love this...and i did try it...but i dont think i got it down yet..lol...good luck in the contest...I also noticed that you have me on your favorites...I am honored....You made it to my favorites..
Take care,
Tammy
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DADDY! *covers her eyes* I cannot read such things! Sheesh. =) her paw.
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tee-hee...bare black bouncing breast this was cute
Reenie
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I tried it .. lol.. yep got all tied up in knots good one short sweet ..and tangly
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