letter to santa

ain't done this in a while
but i'm feeling the need
writing a letter to santa
i sure hope he can read
first off fatman
this time of year's a drag
unless i've some green bud
and you're holding the bag
glad everything is cool
the new elfen contract and all
can they spare some booger sugar
i'll need an eight ball
i'lll be attending some parties
some by night some by day
so lend me your hummer
you can keep the sleigh
how about some electronics
a new stereo and cd's
and a big screen tv
make it plasma please
with my head all straight
and my nose fully packed
how about some cash
for santa anita's race track
how's rudolph doing
is he still leading the pack
what about mrs. claus
she still strung out on crack
happy holidays santa
to you and thhe misses
don't worry about the grinch
it's now my ass he kisses
hope you're in shape
for this years sleigh ride
because i know where you live
and you've no place to hide