Or really anywhere near. Except for under it.
And strawberry pop tarts. Which are now my thing. so back off.
and not letting go of old things. like lonely socks or old, not working lighters. dead roses. most memories of a coma patient.
then again, everything and everyone and even memories leave.
when you're old an forgetful enough.
I’d like to learn how to capture smell. and I didnt even have to kill anyone to figure that out.
i watch way too many movies.
but i like it.
especially the ones with subtitles.
i don’t like popsicles, but i do. so yeah. it's one of best metaphors yet. and it doesn’t confuse people as much as half the other stuff i say. it’s a good metaphor for a certain situation.
which is irrelevant now.
remember that. check.
like little black rainclouds of course.
what a silly old bear.
the coffee was a bit dangerous tonight. it wasn’t hot or anything, it actually would have been more like. cold. just the situation.
there are a lot of situations.
and i don’t understand what makes them that.
is it a situation even if you don’t define it as one?
or is it one before you define it?
when we define things, it takes the realness out of them.
or add to its own personal illusion.
i don’t think there's anything in this world that we can’t look at and just see. you think of everything you, or anyone else has related to it....
come on in! new antiques.
nothing here but fucked up dreams.
grab a box.
and maybe someone will help you figure out what do with its contents.
but if you don’t know, go eat some ice-cream.
then you'll know what you need to make it real to you.
there’s nothing new here anymore.
we have shiny stuff, but nothing new.
unless you don’t know what it is, then it's new to you.
but maybe its not, maybe you knew about it, but never thought about it.
maybe i was real, but only in your head?
who are you?
are you your arm? or leg, or heart, or brain?
if i cut off your head, and you could live, would you be you?
or a fish swimming in the sea.
where is my MIND?
i don’t think it's in my head.
or in my arm.
is it outside of me?
i 'm not sure.
i haven’t lost it, but im sure need to find it.
let’s make this short. so we’ll quickly look.
i looked just now, felt around in the dark behind my eyelids. it wasn’t there.
mission failed.was that a situation?
are situations bad?
like.."we have a...situation"
nvm i forgot to remember. they're irrelevant right now.
maybe I'm irrelevant. just a small bit.
maybe more. i don’t have a measurer of these things.
would anyone?
can i find that it comes in a box?
like we all do.
maybe i should go find a measuring cup.
how would that work.
a thermometer? or a yardstick?
inches, feet or hands?
noses?
but the nose but the nose but the nose is on fire.
but the nose but the nose but the nose is on fire.
touch yourself THERE and a rainbow comes out.
good old ukulele tom.
odalelle?
robin hood.
firing bananas.
I’m getting sleepy, but not tired.
how does that work?
i just made a new old lighter. does it work like that?
no it doesnt work it's old. duh.
shelves of hockey pucks, and no one knows how to play.
remember the window with the sticks.
check. check mate? what is this a game of chess?
i wonder who helps the people who have more than one personality.
that....... don’t get along.
someone’s out there for that.
did you know we have people that actually make fake trees?
that’s not very interesting nvm.
wait.... yeah, mind. i do.
but what gets me all bothered its that they take real trees down, and use their pieces to make fake ones.
wtf. like i cant see the hot glue?
can someone rethink that please?
okay. no one volunteered. I’ll do it right here.
someone should make a tree that doesn’t get very big.
oh wait they have...
"well i don’t want it to die."
1st you'd kill a million trees to get a fake one?
and 2nd...if you want a plant...WATER IT ONCE IN A WHILE.
not that hard.
you know, someone really smart should invent something to water it for you, because you're too much of a bum.
oh waittt... yeah they have,. i checked the TV. nothing came out.
but they're actually really neat. You put water in, and you forget about it.
lifes not this fucking complicated.
and neither is watering your plants.
if you dont want one dont get one.
i'm not pressuring you.
what are you..a tire gauge?
back to the measurements huh?
has anyone found something that can measure how irrelveant-or relavant i am yet?
lazy bums.
go get some exercise and water a plant. or water your fake tree if you are to lazy to commit right now.
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