Presents wrapped in loo rolls
a twiglet for a tree
Santa's losing weight
anything for free ?
A hamster for a reindeer
a budgie for your lunch
a sprout between 3 people
a thimbleful of punch.
Jingle bells don’t jingle
carol singers rap
snowflakes sawn in half
no tickle only slap.
Decided to join in
no presents for my ex
I'm cutting down on greetings
I wish you Merry X .
Author notes
Rant about Xmas cut backs scheduled for next year 
A contest entry
- Contest #169: Pet Peeves by daviscth.
800 points, ended December 9, 2008, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Is there anything worse than getting a greeting e-card rather than a hand written holiday card?? Or heaven for bid...they TEXT you greeting instead of CALLING!!! Geesh......
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I like the last stanza...
Great work!
Good luck
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LOL!!! If they start messing with the snowflakes, that's where I draw the line!!! The last stanza was wonderfully funny. Thanks so much for your entry. I love this.
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