Come on now don’t start that drag queen act
you’ve seen my sleigh and how it’s packed,
Look at the bloody the make- up on your nose
don’t you think it’s a bit hideous as it glows?
I thought there was something a bit dodgy with you
you’re the only reindeer I’ve never seen screw
Old Prancer can’t get enough at it night and day,
you’ll not find him putting on a drag queen display
When it comes to Cupid and Blitzen what a randy pair
they’re not mincing around and walking on air
So stop messing about I must get on with this venue
failing that you’re on the Christmas f ----ing menu
Author notes
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contains some swearing
A contest entry
- Funny Picture Contest by penman.
1500 points, ended November 30, 2008, 16 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Wonderful
Very well done. best of luck in the contest
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LMAO the images are being burnt onto my retinas ... life will never be the same...all these raunchy poems so well penned or is this a sad reflection on our twisted minds ...ah too bad am having way too much fun reading.
Great take on the prompt. Good luck in the contest.
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