While I dreamed of a Mentos moment
She had turkey breath mixed with garlic
[I happen to be strictly vegetarian]
And stuffing crumbs on her perky breasts
[What?! Does her family do Thanksgiving in the buff?]
Maybe she had on one of those sweaters
With those tiny little holes in them
And particles passed through to her bra-less chest?
She had this fat gray cat that bothered us when
I rolled over sucking on her slender neck(Which smelt of cheese)
[Is it even possible for dairy products to ferment?]
None of it mattered because well..
It was all in all really good sex
I didn't even flinch when she farted
And she didn't dare question why
When I opened a window
We both had our orgasms
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