Oh what a life it is,
never tied down to just one,
there are so many women to screw,
so many I have not done.
People might call me a player,
they are right, in what they speak,
I will give you a little insight,
of a players week.
Monday
There is Mandy,
she loves to play little games,
were I seduce her in a bar,
we don't ask each other names.
After a couple drinks we make,
our way into the back seat of my car,
all I do is sit back relax, she does the work,
she rides me like a pornstar.
Tuesday
There is Tiffany
Oh so innocent and sweet,
but once I have my dick in my hand,
she knows how to handle the meat.
I had some great head before,
but Tiff she is the best,
and just when I am ready to explode,
she slides it between her 36c chest.
Wednesday
There is Wendy
A wild little ticket,
hands cuffs me back climbs on board,
and rides me as if I was Sea Biscuit,
Fuck Wendy as hard as you like,
she will only scream for more,
then bend over give a wink,
let you in the back door.
Thursday
There is Tanya
Who lives the rich life,
lets me screw her in her bed,
did I mention she is someone’s wife.
Her husband does not cut it,
when it comes to her desire,
I become her fireman with my hose,
putting out her burning fire.
Friday
There is Frankie
So cheeky and cute,
one of my most,
favourite girls to tease and root.
I love that I can nail her,
anywhere or any place,
I love the cute little grin she does,
as I cum upon her angel little face.
Saturday
There is Stephanie
I call her my dirty little whore,
the girl is all about the sex
nothing less nothing more.
Lets me do whatever I want to her,
I like how I am in control,
I know I could never love this girl,
she is to addicted to anyone’s poll.
Sunday
There is Sky
My Angel from above,
We don't fuck, screw, nail, or bone,
we simply make love.
So there you have it everyone
not the ending you would suspect,
out of all those girls the player had
he treated one with respect.
There is lust, then there is love,
torn between the two,
as for answer to why her?
well readers, I will leave that up to you.
Author notes
Ok Ladies who read this please this is not me it is just a write and I wanted to try something different like a little humour with a twist to it and I think I might have done that it may come as a little choppie in parts but I am just messing around with new stuff seeing were it takes me, so in closing ladys please do not think I think of women in this way.
Please tell me what you think
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Player
Player in deed...kinda like its a sin to tell a lie.
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In the verse about frankie, you say
"as I cum upon her angel little face"
I just think it would make more sense if it was "little angel face". Other then that its actaully kind of humourous! I really enjoyed it.
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great
i enjoyed this from start to finish although i was surprised to find in the end he did care for one.it was funny and sensitive combined in a raunchy way but i like raunchy.oops forgot to thank you for your nice comment on rudolf.thanks and thanks for writing such interesting stuff including your humpty tale. -
Great Write!!!!!
Good morning James, I think you covered all the bases of what a player is. Know a few in my day. Yes this was quite different. Loved the form and the rhyming too. Take care
Hugs and Smiles,
Mum
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lol and lol some more, cleverly written and saucy too, ooh you baaad boy, have some clappies
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I think I broke a rib laughing so hard!
God love ya Jamie baby, for you are classic
Luckily I know this ain't you ... though the Stephanie
Know that one 
Great write!
Humour suits you perfectly! Being a slut don't though
♥
Stay safe
Love ya
~Manda
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I agree... VERY daring. But priceless.. you wrote well and I did like the twist at the end very much!
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lmao, I love it, your daring haha
It makes a nice change to read something on this site thats not all emo suicide or lovey dovey roses.
I was going to post something along these lines but lost my bottle.
well written and the twist is awesome.
I can't even choose a favourite line, the whole thing made me smile.
super job, keep up the good work
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Images burning my retinas
Come on James dont give us a load of bull stand up and take it on the chin.now if you were wearing 
at the time perhaps some excuses could be allowed....wont say the pleasure was all yours but am thinking you had a wicked grin on your face as you penned this one.yeah ok i admit so did I Good one....
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i was grinning all the way through the poem and then at your auther notes as you try to dig yourself out of that hole!! its a great write and a refreshing one at that! well done bad boy!! lol
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It's a really great write.
Not the sort of thing I'd choose to read. And probably not the sort of thing I'd write-
But, yeah, it did it's job. Very descriptive, with humour.
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i found this hilarious good job and i loved the twist at the end it seemed to be o there is just another jerk wad writing about his screwin life but i was wrong again nice job
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A player indeed! Got to admit I was screaming..."what an ass!" as I was reading what you thought of the women you were with. In the end you proved that most men want a woman they can respect and they will treat those women with the repect they deserve.
It's like my Mom taught me..."act like a whore and you'll be treated like a whore"
A brave man for sure to write this!
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this cracks me up honey i happen to love this of course because I try to indulge in other varieties of poetry as well i think you did a slammin job with this piece
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well...it was very gratuitous, risque and no doubt controversial...absolutely loved it!
i read this thing from start to finish...really inventive stuff dude! never read anything like it before
"I become her fireman and with my hose,
put out her burning fire."
absolutely awesome...my favourite quote out of the whole shameless page...
everything about this is just so sexy and badass...until we get to the end
and the twist was completely unexpected for me...a really good one at that
this is a terrific write...and you will no doubt receive some criticism...but really well done none-the-less!
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