duck duck goose

a middle aged lady dies and goes to heaven. at the pearly gates st peter says we really have no rules here except you are forbidden to step on a duck.if you do, you will be punished.so the lady lives in heaven, ever mindful of the ducks. but one day she accidently stepped on a duck. all of a sudden there were three loud gong sounds and a poof of smoke.when the smoke cleared the woman realized there was man shackled to her wrist.not just anybody, but an ugly man who was older than her.the next day she got up and passed her friend traipsing along with an ugly man attached to her. she stopped exchanged  a glance and her friend said " stepped on a duck i see" yes she said you too i see/ a few days later the lady was just walking around when all of a sudden she heard 3 gongs and saw smoke. but to her surprize there was no older gentleman there was a younger, hunkier guy...she was so happy she got all excited and so she said to him,what did youdo  for you to come here he looked at her with a glum face and said all i did was step on a duck