an older gentleman shows up at the local sperm bank to make a donation.the workers were reluctant to let him do so because the man's age exceeded 75. but he was so insistent that thay relented.So off he went with his specimen bottle and his magazine.15 minutes goes by.25 minutes go by.the staff are starting to get a little concerned now.what if he had a heart attack or a stroke they wonder.At the 45 minute mark they decide to go check out the situation. As the yapproach the door of the man's room, he flimgs open the door ashen, trembling and sweating profusely.He looks at them standing there and says "First I tried with my left hand , Then i tried it with my right.Then i tried it with both hands, i even banged it on the toilet for a few minutes.......... but i just cant seem to get the stupid cap of this blasted bottle
Author notes
not really sure that its adult didnt want to take any chances
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wankilishous
At my age I wet myself laughing at this deeelicious story. Well done - but which award did you win???? -
I know the feeling!
Sometimes what we think is not what is going on at all! This was really funny! The Shaker
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OMG! fell out of my chair on this one! great job!!
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