Up on the housetop, breaking laws,
a homeless junkie in withdrawal.
Sitting on my chimney with a grin,
knocking back his malt and gin.
Oh, oh no, who would have known.
Oh, oh no, who would have known.
Up on my chimney, with a smiling face,
What did he leave in my fireplace!?
Splashing onto the stockings for the kids,
I shudder to think about what he did.
I dread to hear that pitter, patter,
Now that I know its fecal matter.
Oh, oh no, who would have known.
Oh, oh no, who would have known.
Up on my chimney, with a smiling face,
Taking a crap in my fireplace!
Author notes
Up on the housetop
A contest entry
- Re-write me a holiday song...that's it! by azlyn.
799 points, ended December 9, 2008, 10 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Humorous Poetry by FloridaGatorQueen.
525 points, ended December 17, 2008, 23 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Twisted Christmas Songs/Poems by mystic-angel.
1350 points, ended December 17, 2008, 24 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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OMFG!!! this is sooo friggin hallarious! Great write and congraz on winning second in the contest!
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Well crafted, and quite funny.
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Oh Shit!
What a present...I would rather have the lump of coal! LoL Good luck in the contest! The Shaker
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Ha ha ha! So funny and so twisted!! Brilliantly written! I love it! Thanks for your entry and good luck.
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LMBO I would have told him to take a crap some where else. LOL This is so funny. I enjoyed the read!!! Thank you for entering my contest
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LMAO! O too funny!! Best one in the contest so far... best of luck!
S
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lol - that would not be funny!
Nice job!
best wishes in the contest.
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LOL...this was most creative...but yeah...let's leave that gift unopened for sure! Thanks for the entry!
Az
Have a fecal free Christmas!!!
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aAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. this is so legit.
-- belencia
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