Roses are red,
So is Rudolph's nose,
Santa's face will be, too -
When his fetish is exposed!
Author notes
Dedicated to my poet friend, ScreaminMime, in following his poetic style: http://allpoetry.com/ScreaminMime
Contest image: http://www.bestfunnycomments.com/specialoccassions-images/funny103.jpg
A contest entry
- Funny Picture Contest by penman.
1500 points, ended November 30, 2008, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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LMAO!!!!! You nailed this one perfectaly. I love this. Best of luck in the contest.
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Thank you for your thoughtful comments...
I appreciate the kudos, too!! 
Thanks for stopping in to read my work. I'll be over your way ASAP today. Take care!! 
Peace always, xx Cyn 
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Ha ha leaves me giggling.
Thanks for this piece of humour this evening.
Loved it.
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Thank you for your thoughtful comments...
I appreciate the kudos, too!! Thanks for stopping in to read my work. I'll be over your way ASAP today... Take care!! Peace always, xx Cyn
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Roses are red,
Santa pulled that whip from down south.
Oh what a thief you are Red,
you took the words right outta my mouth!
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Oops... didn't know you owned all the red roses...
Sorry mate, I couldn't pass this one up... but anyway, I appreciate the kudos!! Thanks for stopping in to read my work. I'll be over your way ASAP today. Take care!! Peace always, xx Cyn
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This was really a great poem for the contest, I laughed till tears came, lol, this was great, blessings with love and peace John
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Thank you for your thoughtful comments...
I appreciate the kudos, too!! Thanks for stopping in to read my work. I'll be over your way ASAP today. Take care!! Peace always, xx Cyn
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lol you know this is good, i laughed out at this, i mean really this is good, keep it flowing and good luck in the contest
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Thank you for your thoughtful comments...
I appreciate the kudos, too!! Thanks for stopping in to read my work. I'll be over your way ASAP today. Take care!! Peace always, xx Cyn
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Teehee! I always wondered about that whip thing!
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Thank you for the kudos!!!
I'm glad you like my poem, and thanks for dropping in!!! Peace, Cyn xx
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He He He, Naughty old Rudolph !!! ...mal
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Thank you for the kudos!!!
I'm glad you like my poem, and thanks for dropping in!!! Peace, Cyn xx
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Very Good
I will never see Santa in the same light again hehe. Very funny
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Thank you for the kudos!!!
I'm glad you like my poem, and thanks for dropping in!!! Peace, Cyn xx
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