Was a woman
I'd be pretty ugly
all hair let down
strutt'in my stuff
around.
Just look at that clown
all about town
they'd say.
Wear'in womens clothes
like he's some Rita...
Hey!
Watch that hand!
Hahaha... I'm a man
in masscara, don't you dare'ah!
Yep some ugly
I'd be, but yah know?
It's all about town
I'd go.
Let imagination's
run wild and free
and, and oh...
so...
Pretty....
Author notes
Once during a heatwave from behind while driving down the road. I saw a poor bowlegged pregnant lady walking along the side of the road. She looked like she was struggling. I went to pull over to offer her a ride into town.
Imagine my surprise when I discovered she was a bowlegged old man in a white dress and purse with a scruffy beard! Hahaha... True!
I peeled out of there some quick!
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Comments
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l.o.l.!!
very funny! i love this piece, guess you never can tell some times huh? love the image of you 'getting out of dodge, with the quickness!' excellent and funny piece my friend!
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That was great! lol. Really funny! I don't know if i could think like a woman either. But great job anyway very entertaining.
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Hey Dill, this piece was hilarious! hahaha. Very image-rich at that. What a funny approach. Your author notes tied it all together for me...lol.
AsIThink...
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some quick you are so funny my brother.
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