Kris was into leather, or so his reindeers said,
but they were all too tall and so he’d stand upon his sled.
How he’d hoop and holler whenever they’d consent
until the day they spoke to him and told him what it meant.
We know you like to play “North Pole” and show us your moves
but being “into leather” doesn’t mean that it has hooves.
His cheeks turned red, his eyes got round, a new reality:
he wasn’t into leather, it was bestiality.
He felt so bad he thought that they should swat his derriere.
It turned out he enjoyed it and so began his new affair.
He still enjoys his reindeer which he likes to shag
but he likes to be spanked ‘cause Santa’s got a whole new bag.
Author notes
Did I write that? 
Prompt: Picture
Picture Credit: http://www.bestfunnycomments.com/specialoccassions-images/funny103.jpg
No line limit (No novels either )
A contest entry
- Funny Picture Contest by penman.
1500 points, ended November 30, 2008, 16 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Christmas for those on Santa's naughty list by Master Ktulu.
550 points, ended December 14, 2008, 8 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Critical Comments Always Welcome
Comments
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WOW...now this is certainly a new twist of a humorous write. Definately twisted as well. Thanks for the entry and good luck.
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Wonderful
Very well done. Best of luck in the contest.
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I really don't know what to say to this... lol besides it being funny in a sick & twisted sort of way.. and I can't believe that you wrote this.. ...lol roflmao.. lets just say this was a different kind of poem than I was expecting..
good luck
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Evidently you didn't notice the XXX rating It is a bit of raw humor, isn't it LOL Thank you for the comment, luv...
K
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but I did.. I just wasn't thinking that's all
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Hee Hee! This is definately an adult write here but it gave me a laugh! Nicely done and good luck in the contest
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you do have a way with words, and this is so funny. you did an outstanding job here.
best of luck to you.
Joann
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