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Icey Poles



We’ve been dashing thru the snow
making our heat rise and noses  glow.

This one rush we get each year
your merry cheers fill us with beer.

Singing as we go with a ho ho ho
Santa’s frequent stops at every red bordeaux.

Gets a reindeer thinking thoughts
presents and pleasures of  all soughts.

What do you expect stuck all year on ice
frozen poles, icy poles, it’s just  not nice.

Saturday nights  on the prowl for chicks
hot blooded mamas can only give a few licks.

They just stick to your dick in the ice and the cold
self preservation, self satisfaction before I get old.

Rejoice you’re not poor old santa claus
he only cums once a year , after he thaws.


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  • penman gold member
    November 30, 2008
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    Wonderful

    Very well done. Best of luck in the contest.


  • Desire gold member
    November 28, 2008

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    OMG~

    Holy Roller
    What a piece You have penned talking about his piece - gosh I am seeing visions of homemade popsicles in my egg noggin- Gosh our grannies would be all up the North Pole looking for that pole
    I don't think they will wait till he thaws though

    just take the teeth out and gum their way through the ice~
    Love this as I chug down my near and candy cane licorice-
    You almost made me choke up here
    Love this can ya tell
    Thank You for sharing Your Humor and Spirit~
    Many blessings to You in all You do Sweet Soul
    Best wishes in the contest too
    with much love & light~ Desire~*~


  • catz Moderators member
    November 24, 2008

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    This is so naughtily funny.
    Who woulda thought that Santa and his reindeer could have such kinky fun

    Good luck in the contest

    Dee


  • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
    November 24, 2008

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    Too funny ! !

    Fan-bloody-tastic


  • JeannieD Hunter gold member
    November 23, 2008

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you said ho ho ho!!! heehee I love the imagery of the ice stuck on their Good luck in the contest


    • dustookie2
      November 23, 2008
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      I had you in mind when I did the ho ho ho number but hun you know we good bad girls dont keep our heads in the sand and just follow b/s when it is spread around.....when politics take things too far the people Revolt.


  • AliceinPoetryLand gold member
    November 23, 2008

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    Oh my gosh lol. This is way funny and so very clever
    Some really vivid imagery in this
    All the best in the contest
    Gaylene

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