There’s nothing worse than a kinky reindeer
they are just simply far too horny
as I jerk on the reigns of manipulation
to put smiles on all the faces of children on my journey
As animal instinct does abound on this night
I feel like a fool amongst the animals that are doing it just right
stars shall shoot across the sky, some saying it was me
but what I saw Rudolph do with his nose
will make this one of Santa’s most revered memories
Author notes
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A contest entry
- Funny Picture Contest by penman.
1500 points, ended November 30, 2008, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Wonderful
Very well done. Best of luck in the contest.
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haha .. cute take for the prompt . . best of luck in the contest !!
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Thank you, my best wishes always.
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You did an awesome job with this and you know it brought a smile to my lips. Best wishes with this in the contest.
Joann
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I see that Blitzen isn't so innocent, either
A cool poem, Karl 
Good luck in the contest
Dee
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Oh Images racing through my mind....that shining nose all aglow in the night just what was he up to shooting what across the sky LMAO.. Great take on the prompt. Good luck in the contest.
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that was really strange..yeah -
Oh...do tell, what did he do with his nose? I enjoyed your poem and wish you the best of luck 
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