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T.P. Advantaged

I
very
well
am
the
keeper...

of
the
toilet paper.

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As a mother, If I have no control over anything else in my world everyone else seems to be deciding my fate I know that I have a true and awesome power because I hold the toilet paper.

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  • LilyRose
    July 24
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    Indeed, I agree forever more...true in the heart of home and life is your quote - thanks for the giggle and delight of the everyday ...awesome write


  • Noir mariposa...x gold member
    November 24, 2008

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    I'm in hysterics at the moment, that's hilarious

    Oh I love this, something new and funny, very good combination ^^

    Thank you for your entry!
    I wish you luck!
    Claire x


  • Cant force beloved
    November 23, 2008

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    lol

    I agree, you can get people to many things for you when you are in control of the only source of toilet paper.

    this is cute.


  • Lj-
    November 23, 2008
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    Lol!


  • still.she.waits
    November 23, 2008

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    ha ha, now that im grown and out of the house, looking back thats what my mother wielded control over. funny funny.


  • luna-midnight gold member
    November 23, 2008
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    haha, omg, haha, this is great
    good luck and keep writing


  • Catie Sheeran gold member
    November 23, 2008

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    oh, this is good...not a mother yet...but i have done that to my fiance...he he
    Great write ~ nicely done and humorous


  • everyone1 gold member
    November 23, 2008
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    U so funny girl!


    Gimme dat!

    Pretty please?

    ~ James ~


  • Scyphon
    November 23, 2008
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    haha, that was awesome
    Kinda odd
    But different,
    Good luck

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