I
very
well
am
the
keeper...
of
the
toilet paper.
very
well
am
the
keeper...
of
the
toilet paper.
Author notes
As a mother, If I have no control over anything else in my world everyone else seems to be deciding my fate I know that I have a true and awesome power because I hold the toilet paper.
A contest entry
- Describe yourself once more in 10 words { The best of 4 rounds } by Noir mariposa...x.
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What did you think
Comments
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Indeed, I agree forever more...true in the heart of home and life is your quote - thanks for the giggle and delight of the everyday
...awesome write


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I'm in hysterics at the moment, that's hilarious


Oh I love this, something new and funny, very good combination ^^
Thank you for your entry!
I wish you luck!
Claire x -
lol
I agree, you can get people to many things for you when you are in control of the only source of toilet paper.
this is cute.


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Lol!
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ha ha, now that im grown and out of the house, looking back thats what my mother wielded control over. funny funny.
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haha, omg, haha, this is great

good luck and keep writing -
oh, this is good...not a mother yet...but i have done that to my fiance...he he
Great write ~ nicely done and humorous
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U so funny girl!
Gimme dat!
Pretty please?
~ James ~

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haha, that was awesome
Kinda odd
But different,
Good luck

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