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* Oh Dear Rudolph's A Queer *

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Now Christmas time is drawing near
It's well known that Rudolph is queer
You see he's in to whips and chains
Loves Santa beating him with reins

 

The whole North Pole knows he's a fag
Gets his kicks dressing up in drag
All year he waits for Christmas Eve
To get his rocks off, he'll achieve

 

Yes he leads the other reindeer
While dressing up in bondage gear
In the night sky, see him skipping
As Fat Boy gives him a whipping

 

 

 

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  • Wandering Woodchuck silver member
    December 6, 2008

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    Good lord. Sooooooooooooo politically incorrect. I loved it. Congratulations on the HM. Great job.

    Mike


  • Pete Greenslade gold member
    November 30, 2008
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    well done julie on your trophy...you are such a funny writer..always a joy to read xxx


  • Luna Moth
    November 30, 2008

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    hmmm...i'm not sure how to take this poem. i understand it is meant to be comical and indeed it made me smile, but are you not just promoting the gay stereotype???


    • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
      November 30, 2008
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      Thank You...

      I appreciate your honest comment. I wasn't trying to promote anything really...it's just where my muse took me for this contest. I appreciate you reading and taking the time to comment


  • penman gold member
    November 30, 2008
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    Wonderful

    Very well done. Best of luck in the contest


  • poppa
    November 26, 2008

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    lmao ... wonderful... now I know how why his nose is always red, best I dont elaborate further good luck in your contest


  • Asylum Princess
    November 26, 2008

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    LOL...I knew it! No wonder they used to laugh and call him names...straight reindeer can be so mean! This is too funny...good luck!


    • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
      November 26, 2008
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      Thank You

      I appreciate you taking the time to read, comment and applaude and am pleased you liked my poem


  • Girl-Interrupted gold member
    November 26, 2008

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    humorous write...perhaps a new story for christmas lovers? (minus the kiddies of course)..Great job in this contest. surely you deserve a trophy!


    becca


    • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
      November 26, 2008
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      Thanks Becca....

      Thanks for the great comment and generous applause I appreciate you taking the time to read this one

  • mmook
    November 26, 2008
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    i love it ! this very funny and very humorous


  • georgie
    November 26, 2008

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    i cant enter this comp as i have brain constipation... personally i think the pics funny enuff on its own but this is a hillarious take on it and i cant wait to read the other entries too. im sure there'll be some funny stuff... but this is just great
    hugs,
    georgie,
    xxx


    • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
      November 26, 2008
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      Thank you Georgie...

      Yep...the pic is pretty funny isn't if Thanks for your wonderful comment and generous applause


  • daviscth silver member
    November 26, 2008

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    LMAO!!!! I didn't think anyone could make me laugh with this picture but you did a great job. The imagery is wonderful and the humor is perfect. Good luck in the contest dear.


    • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
      November 26, 2008
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      Thank you so much. I'm pleased this one made you laugh and appreciate your wonderful comment and happy s


  • Wolfdog silver member
    November 26, 2008

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    Excellent

    Thanks for the laugh. Somehow, I think this poem is a compliment to America's GLBT Communities. Very well written. Imagery; rhythm and rhyme are just fine.


    • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
      November 26, 2008
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      Glad that this one gave you a laugh I appreciate you stopping by to read and comment


  • lovesky
    November 26, 2008
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    Very funny!


  • musik-freek
    November 26, 2008

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    Well, my sister thinks its hilarious.Interesting take on the picture. And a new thought on the secular Christmas carol. Good job.


    • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
      November 26, 2008
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      Thank You...

      Thanks for taking the time to read, comment and applaude. I really appreciate it


  • hawkeslake gold member
    November 26, 2008

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    This is both sick and wickedly funny -- how am I going to take my nieces to the Holidazzle Parade, where Rudolph will be all lit up in electric lights, walking down the street, aglow all over, and NOT wonder if he secretly enjoying some electrical shorts!!! You have much to answer for..... LOL!


    • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
      November 26, 2008
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      Thank you for taking the time to read, comment and applaude I really appreciate it...cheers


  • condor gold member
    November 26, 2008

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    Oh dear, Rudolph queer? Now you've gone a done it. How on earth am i suppose to look at that guy again without smiling knowingly. That picture is funny enough but you just added to the hilarity of the whole thing. A terrific write with great flow, rhythm and rhyme. You really made my day after a hard 9 hours at work. All i can say to this is, tops! and the very best of luck in this contest, mate. (Guess we don't have to worry bout seeing him prancing over the rooftops though. The boomers take over here) lol!!!!!!!!!!!


  • LAPoe gold member
    November 24, 2008

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    Let the holiday S&M games begin!!!!! I think we all know why Rudolphs nose glows now!!!!

    hehehhehe...hohohohoh....hehehhe....hohohoho

    bad


  • catz Moderators member
    November 24, 2008

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    Ho, Ho, Ho... This is so funny Rudolph's secret Santa revealed
    Our host is going to have a wonderful time reading and judging this contest. Your poem will be right up there with the best of them.

    Best of luck in the contest

    Dee


  • AliceinPoetryLand gold member
    November 24, 2008

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    LMAO Love it all but that last line was a killioer! nearly spit the coffee out!
    Love this tale and the rhyme and flow as usual as excellent.
    All the best with this
    gaylene


  • dustookie2
    November 24, 2008
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    Wow when I was reading this my computer booted me off....not for my eyes it seemed but too late I had already looked. Now I have these images burnt on my retinas for life and singing about Rudolph will never be the same. Yep I'll be the one LMAO Brilliant take on the picture prompt.Good luck in the contest.


  • DolphinLass silver member
    November 23, 2008
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    haha very well written...good luck


  • rbruce gold member
    November 23, 2008

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    I knew there was something about Rudolf. When I've stopped laughing I'll make a note of it. Best of luck in the contest.


  • JeannieD Hunter gold member
    November 23, 2008

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    LMAO!! I didn't know!!
    This is so funny! Glad I am not judging this contest!
    Good luck!

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