Kinky Kristmas

Up on the rooftop reindeer's stall
noses twitching as flurries fall
Minds filled with thoughts of the many joys
thanks to Santa and his Christmas toys

Ho Ho Ho
oh don'tcha know
Ho Ho Ho
We need it so!
Up on the rooftop
click, click, click
Deep into our 'chimney's'
comes Good Saint Nick!

Author notes

Picture credit:
http://www.bestfunnycomments.com/specialoccassions-images/funny103.jpg

I know this is very naughty, but it is the first thing that came to mind!
Misspelling Christmas in title was intentional.

A contest entry

Funny Picture Contest by penman. 1500 points, ended November 30, 2008, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest

I can see who visits, so be courteous and comment, BUT not rudely critical.

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penman
November 30, 2008
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Wonderful
Very well done. Best of luck in the contest.
daviscth
November 26, 2008
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LOL!! I really like your take on this picture prompt. Good luck...
theredcatjazzoflove
November 25, 2008

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nice pattern here and it was the joy of the up comming worldly event for alot good luck in the contest
catz
November 23, 2008

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Naughty, naughty... I knew Santa has been up to something with those reindeer all these years

Good luck in the contest

Dee
YoursTrulyJulie
November 23, 2008

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Great entry for this contest. I really enjoyed your poem and wish you the best of luck
dustookie2
November 23, 2008
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You said what we here are told we cannot use anymore 'ho ho ho' was banned .... well the then government said it was not correct may offend people. Still dont think many took notice of it some things just are LMAO i have images hun and here is me without a chimney for that fat old bugger to slip down.Great take on the picture promt. Good luck hun...thanks for the laugh
Maxboy
November 23, 2008

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hahaha This is very funny girl, great job.

Well Done...Best of luck in the contest