Rudolph you are bad, a naughty reindeer.
Enjoy a little 'flayling'? at this time of year.
Bet you dress up in girlie clothes.
You have been seen out, now everbody knows.
Handcuffs are fine when you are flying south.
But 'Sado' gets nasty, with golf balls taped in the mouth.
You can't yell out santa, 'oh god please stop'
Could have his wicked way ,if he gets on top.
Won't mention sexual fetish, Santa and ass.
Behold it's Christmas time, best let that pass.
Seasons geetings to reindeers that follow.
Just pray Santa doesn't make you all swallow.
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Picture courtesy of penman
A contest entry
- Funny Picture Contest by penman.
1500 points, ended November 30, 2008, 16 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Congratulations on your Silver for this one Peter...very naughty but so very entertaining as well. Now...as for the imagery hmmmm better leave that one alone eh?
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when i write cleanly margaret..i get nowhere,, a little naughty and its trophys lol x
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Wonderful
Very well done. Best of luck in the contest.
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confused/confusing
have problems with the ball in reindeer's mouth and the swallowing
always thought a mouth-piece prevents talking and swallowing as well, but am really not an SM specialist. sorry
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ok ok clever,, swallow comes after ok x
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LOL Love the take on the prompt! Penman is up for some interesting reads
All the best with this
gaylene
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yes a few blushes perhaps , but cant be helped , he asked for it lol x thanks gaylene
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LMAO well santa only comes once a year so am thinking make the most of it when it happens. Great take on the prompt. Good luck in the contest....wonder if we will ever be the same after reading these entries.... but now I got ideas for golf balls
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thanks ive only heard of these things ,, never tried them lol
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Very funny... and very naughty... bad Santa, bad reindeer. Oh well, I guess we can live with it once a year 
Good luck in the contest
Dee
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thanks dee..need all the luck i can get.
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Oh my!
This is wicked! Goes well with the picture.
Best of luck in the contest.
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thanks jeannie...the picture brought out my imagination
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Awesome, amazing brawy humor...had me LMAO about that flying reindeer....if he can fly high in the sky...then he must like a bit of raunchy stuff...bad bad Santa....this is an cute adult piece of humor...excellent write ....novy
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thanks novy..hope i didn't go too far,,? wink x
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This is clean compared to some of what I have read...you're not down n dirty.....my friend. Just funny!
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yes but i am respectable , bad for me x
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Rudolph's in to that kind of shit??
I hadn't really thought of it
Oh, Santa, Santa, whip me please!!!!
Then I will pull your sleigh with ease
Fan-bloody-tastic write Pete and sooooooo funny.
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i am going to add ,,waiiitt xx
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