Rude Olf the horny reindeer
was a very kinky guy
loved it when Santa beat him
in the middle of the sky
All of the other raindeers
watched as this was going on
Santa just couldn't help it
whipping rude olf with his thong
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rude Olf with your nose so bright
will you ride my sleigh tonight
Oh how the reindeers chortled
as they watched as santa rode
Rude olf just took the pounding
as santa started to explode
Uh hum...sing it and weep.
A contest entry
- Funny Picture Contest by penman.
1500 points, ended November 30, 2008, 16 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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congrats on the gold !!
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congratulations on your gold janice..your poem really deserved it... peter
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Wonderful
Very well done. Best of all in the contest
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OMG!!! I think you have just murdered my favorite Christmas song!!! But if this wins I guess it will have been worth it.
Good luck...
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This song will never be the same my mind has images and images all burnt on my retinas ...Naughty but nice am thinking more than Santa enjoyed that sleigh ride.
Knowing how hot it gets here in summer oh there goes the images again.
Great take on the prompt. Good luck in the contest.
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LOL
This is so naughty! I love it.
I needed this laugh.
Good luck in the contest
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This is naughty.
"sing it and weep!"
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Lol... You are SOOOO bad
What a fun poem to sing along to... Yes Rude Olf is a bit kinky... and ummm... maybe Santa is, too??!!
Best of luck in the contest
Dee
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