Their was an old woman that lived in a shoe
she had so many children she didn’t know what to do
The doctor said all these children must be making you ill
why the bleeding hell didn’t you go on the pill
She replied, “No I blame my husband he’s a randy old sod”
he’s constantly at it with his fishing rod
Doctor please could you give him some sedation,
this trial drug I give you should stop any temptation
She read the info on this medication that originated in Niagara
worst mistake she ever made as she administered viagara
Author notes
Adult nursery rhyme
A contest entry
- Cheer Me Up In Rhyme by piccola.
700 points, ended November 24, 2008, 33 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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lol this is really funny, i can identify too with the poor woman, I have ten children,and have suffered all the jokes, han't you got a telly, and all the rest, this is really very funny kevin, and cleverly written, you have a nack with the humour, thanks for cheering me up
theresa
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lmfao .... somehow I knew before the end what was going to happen. pills can easily get confused. My sleeping pill is small and blue ... not to worry though. Nothing is further from my mind
thank you for entering and making me laugh.
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