A man walks by a woman and his elbow hits her on her breast.
He politely says," I'm sorry mam, but if your heart is as soft as your breast. You will forgive me!"
The lady responds, " Sir, if your dick is as hard as your elbow...I'm in room #357!"
Where was she all my life?
Author notes
Hope you are feeling more fun!
A contest entry
- Give Me Your Best Joke by A63-Angel.
375 points, ended November 28, 2008, 13 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Wonderful
This is so great. So very funny. Congratulations on the honorable mention.
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this made me smile then i start lauging a sexy giggle i like this hon its gold to me i bet you get it good luck in the contest
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LMAO!!! That was funny! What a thing to read at 8:30 in the morning!!
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Haha that was hysterical, that made me laugh. That was so dirty it was funny, I know someone who might enjoy that joke, so I probably read this back to them later for kicks. Haha good luck in the contest but it was so funny I don't think you need any luck
But just in case you do, I wish you all the best.
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hahahhahahahahah
lol
man
that was hysterical
hahah
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way to go, sweet brother!! I needed this this morning, too! you just made my judging this a lot harder.
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*giggles*
Hillarious! I needed that laugh this morning!
~ Kit
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