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Death of a Lady's Man

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I too was also beaten across the nation
Just for fun and recreation
Yet took love into consideration
And bore it with a grin
Until my love wore thin
And then, when
My nerves became shattered and destroyed
I became a bit annoyed
And got disgusted
Got to where I could't be trusted...
I caught love in his sleep
And sewed him in a sheet
Then commenced to beat
Him til he's flat and slushy
I hope this writes not too mushy...
Perhaps I cut off his balls
If I did it was for good cause
I can't remember if I did-
I am a woman to be reckoned with.
I find no kind of benefit
In looking back in regret
Wishing we had never met
Besides the details of my story
Are too damn gross and gory
And would only gather wealth
Of pity for myself
Its not sympathy I'm after
But a chuckle and some laughter...

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  • Titus gold member
    September 2

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    By my reckoning that this abuse has so much to have changed one, it aspires strength to now laugh about how you lead your life now, and for those who never deserved it in the forst place, stay strong and loving like you are. Titus/Tony


  • awannabepoet
    August 31

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    You been watching that Hard Candy movie again haven't you.



    Nice little poetic justice here I would say, break out the gin and the cutters a new high falsetto is born.

  • I would never cross you, haha. This was a good poem with a nice easy to read flow....good job here


  • humblpye gold member
    February 8

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    Good shot Judy!

    spoken loud and true!
    and an added bonus...
    you hit a ballseye too!
    and yes, in retrospect
    I have to agree
    to look back and smile
    is the best remedy...

    Take care
    John

  • mcfreeman
    January 4
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    Great write.....lol

    ....a sadistic sardonic wit


  • Angelo di Luce gold member
    November 22, 2008
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    Oh! it hurts, stop it


  • Susan John Francis
    November 22, 2008
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    nice one here....


  • rite
    November 22, 2008

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    Some individuals one would prefer to see excluded from the process of procreation. It would probably save the world a fair measure of hassle. I am pleased to learn that at least in some places these problems are actively dealt with


    • Jalalbad gold member
      November 22, 2008
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      a boxcutter is my favorite tool to use in dealing with the problem.


  • moon2u
    November 21, 2008

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    roflmao!
    Twas the piccy of you that got me started
    nice grinz by the way...

    the poem is hilarious
    methinks you should write more humourous poetry Jally this is fabulous!

    thankyou for the laughs
    that's plural, cause I am still laughing

    giggles Moony

  • Bob Fox silver member
    November 21, 2008

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    well

    To have ones balls cut of in any sense of the matter. Not a nice feeling. But I guess it says .. Do not mess with me for though I miss ya .. Oh what the hell. I am clutching my jewels in despair.

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