I too was also beaten across the nation
Just for fun and recreation
Yet took love into consideration
And bore it with a grin
Until my love wore thin
And then, when
My nerves became shattered and destroyed
I became a bit annoyed
And got disgusted
Got to where I could't be trusted...
I caught love in his sleep
And sewed him in a sheet
Then commenced to beat
Him til he's flat and slushy
I hope this writes not too mushy...
Perhaps I cut off his balls
If I did it was for good cause
I can't remember if I did-
I am a woman to be reckoned with.
I find no kind of benefit
In looking back in regret
Wishing we had never met
Besides the details of my story
Are too damn gross and gory
And would only gather wealth
Of pity for myself
Its not sympathy I'm afte
But a chuckle and some laughter...
[Reward: double points]
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I would never cross you, haha. This was a good poem with a nice easy to read flow....good job here
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Good shot Judy!
spoken loud and true!
and an added bonus...
you hit a ballseye too!
and yes, in retrospect
I have to agree
to look back and smile
is the best remedy...
Take care
John
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Great write.....lol
....a sadistic sardonic wit
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Oh! it hurts, stop it
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nice one here....
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Some individuals one would prefer to see excluded from the process of procreation. It would probably save the world a fair measure of hassle. I am pleased to learn that at least in some places these problems are actively dealt with
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a boxcutter is my favorite tool to use in dealing with the problem.
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roflmao!
Twas the piccy of you that got me started
nice grinz by the way...
the poem is hilarious
methinks you should write more humourous poetry Jally this is fabulous!
thankyou for the laughs
that's plural, cause I am still laughing
giggles Moony
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well
To have ones balls cut of in any sense of the matter. Not a nice feeling. But I guess it says .. Do not mess with me for though I miss ya .. Oh what the hell. I am clutching my jewels in despair.
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