The spaceman is sitting on his space..
er, you know..the john sounds out of place.
He's reading a magazine to ease his load.
He thought he'd never make there, before
he'd explode!
He's been eating beans you see..the one's that
are hot and filled with spice.
I'd describe the way he smells; but it
wouldn't be very nice!
I feel sorry for the spaceman, because
he might float away..
up into the outerspace, for forever
and a day!
All the gasses that he'd emit would float
around and smell like..you guessed it!
A contest entry
- Funny Picture Contest by penman.
1500 points, ended November 23, 2008, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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Wonderful
Very well done. Best of luck in the contest.
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Thanks! I am glad that you enjoyed this humour!
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Too much time on one's hands is just that...
...too much time!
Very funny! In spite of myself I kept getting some images in my mind as I read this.
Now I feel like I need to soak my head...
Funny, funny-lady...
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Thanks! I am glad that you got a laugh from reading this. I am sorry that you felt the need to soak yourn head..I didn't mean to make your head ache??? Christians can have a little laugh now and then, and my page is always rated "G" for General audiences,
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Hmmm...
What else would someone expect from one who calls himself TheM0of ?
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My only struggle now is telling the difference between being child-like...and child-ISH!
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this poem had great effect, it flowed well and was something that i enjoyed reading
a great write from a great poet
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Thanks! I hope you got as laugh from reading it! Lol!
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