it was too dark
time ran out
the floor was to sticky
my eyes were closed
the funny thing is i lost it
my tire blew
i lost my contact
i thought you were some one else
they made me do it
i coldnt help my self
I'm too young to die
there was to much traffic
i didn't know your number
they said it was OK
i thought that that's what you liked
you gave me what i really liked i think
the motor fell on my head
i was mugged
you know what i lost track of time
its not like I'm god
what was that you said i had a ear infection.
i didn't know how old i was
i gave birth today
but your a man
oh ya ..
that's my exwifes list
A contest entry
- Excuses, Excuses, Excuses, WHATCHA GOT SOBER OR OTHERWISE by Disturbed Prodigy.
7000 points, ended December 5, 2008, 11 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
what is that you think of this . how does it make you feel
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ZOMG! Robbie! You won silver for this!! Awesome!!!
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LOL. Hilarious. I absolutely loved it. You did a fantastic job. Fantastic. Best of luck in the contest!!
Write on.
~*~SP~*~
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lol, see that is why you never right them down, you get them mixed up with someone else, lol this was good, keep it flowing and good luck in the contest
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Hahahahaha! this was hilarious! Extremely well done, it sort of reminded me of Two and Half Men. Not that your Alan, but I can see the ex wife character presented here.
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What a wise woman she was indeed!
horribly afraid you may have lost a treasure!
I'll report these to our Femme Fatale union, so she can receive
her well earned PROMOTION!
I loved ..."the well...it's not like i'm god!"
hahahaha!
ears/Seattle
thankyou for your entry,
and clever wit and ink!
stuffing them into my pockets, to see if any actually will
work.
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